Wednesday, May 2, 2007

The Goat

Hypothetically speaking there is a neighborhood and in this neighborhood their are rules...you know the kind restricting certain things. Sometimes these things include and are not limited to....
Not having livestock or farm animals on your property.
So, hypothetically speaking their is one neighbor who thinks this rule does not apply to them because they really like animals and their cute. So, they decide that a GOAT is a good pet...to add to the 3 dogs, 3 cats, bird, etc.....
This neighbor has this GOAT for a long time and the immediate neighbors overlook the pet, because, well, they have better things to do than start problems with their neighbors. (And in all honesty probably feel that eventually someone will here the LOUD BAAAAAAA sounds coming from the yard)
So, after close to a year this person gets a notice that this type of pet is not permitted in the neighborhood and something needs to be done. So, hypothetically this person decides that the immediate neighbors are on a conspiracy ploy to get them. And will not talk to or look at or anything with any of the neighbors.
I couldn't make this stuff up if I really tried.....I never cease to be amazed at the stuff we will do.
I have seen and heard of alot of things in my not so long life but this hypothetical story is pretty hysterical.
Why some want to believe that we can march to beat of our own drum and think that rules (of any kind) don't apply to them. Relativism is my NEW pet peave.

1 comment:

Gabby said...

THEY ARE BAAAAAAAAAD NEIGHBORS!!!!!